Don't Drink the Water
| Writer | Woody Allen |
| Opened | October 15, 1970 |
| Season | 1 |
| Series | Mainstage |
| Location | Civic Center on Lake Silver |
Leaders & Designers
| Director | Bob Langin | Note |
| Music Director | Marji Langin | |
| Stage Manager | Debbie Reed | |
| Stage Manager | Kevin Kindelan | |
| Costume Designer | Winnie Johnson | Note |
Cast
| Father Drobney | Kevin Kindelan | |
| Ambassador Magee | Jim Atkins | |
| Kilroy | Ed Kendall | |
| Axel Magee | Neal Peterson | |
| Marion Hollander | Mary Price | |
| Walter Hollander | Dick Reisman | |
| Susan Hollander | Barbara Gilliam | |
| Krojack | Jerry Bustle | |
| Miss Burns | Debbie Reed | |
| Chef | David Thomas | |
| Sultan of Bashir | Jim Atkins | |
| Sultan's Wife | June Uncapher | |
| Kasnet | David Thomas | |
| Countess Bordoni | Donna Owen |
Staff & Crew
| Technical Director | Perry Pearson | |
| Advertising & Publicity | Lillian Atkins | |
| Lighting & Scenery Consultant | Paul Latham | |
| House Manager | Lillian Atkins | |
| Properties | Pat Bustle | |
| Make-up | Debbie Reed | |
| Electrical Department | Tom Van Sickle | |
| In Charge of the Producer | Marji Langin | |
| Technical Consultant | Staging by Schmale |
